THE THINGS I HAVE LEARNED FROM SPIKE THE WONDER DOG

1.  WHEN POOP HAPPENS SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOTTA ROLL WITH IT.

2. THE HEART OF A LION COMES IN ALL SIZES

3. IF YOU MUST DANCE FOR YOUR MEAL (OR COOKIE) AT LEAST DO IT WITH ENTHUSIASM. 

4.  WHEN OTHERS DO EVIL UNTO YOU, REMEMBER THE FIRST FUNDAMENTAL LAW OF THE UNIVERSE: WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND - BAD KARMA FOLLOWS BAD KARMA

5. ALWAYS LOOK WHERE YOU ARE GOING - SCREEN DOORS ARE FULL OF HOLES BUT THEY'RE STILL VERY EFFECTIVE.  

6. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH RUNNING FLAT OUT IN CIRCLES IF THAT'S QTHE ONLY EXERCISE YOU CAN GET.  

7. IT'S NOT ABOUT  THE SIZE OF THE DOG IN THE FIGHT  - WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS THE AMOUNT OF FIGHT IN THE DOG.  

8. EVERYONE NEEDS THEIR OWN SPACE, DONT PUSH THEM

9. DONT SWEAT THE SMALL MESSES, LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO WORRY ABOUT A LITTLE STUFFING 

10.  WHEN THINGS ARE REALLY BLEAK AND ALL LOOKS LOST, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER GIVE UP - MIRACLES CAN HAPPEN!

11. ALWAYS PROTECT THE ONES YOU LOVE

12. IF YOU CAN HAVE LIFE OF FUN, BEING ADVENTUROUS, LAUGHING AND SMILING AT YOUR OWN GOOF-UPS WHILE NOT FORGETTING TO SURROUND YOURSELF WITH PEOPLE YOU LOVE AND WHO LOVE YOU, THEN YOU ARE THE TOP DOG!!!!